EDITORIAL
Trump’s coalition is so divided that even their Jesus memes need fact-checking—finally, a Second Coming with lower approval ratings than the first.
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Weekly Expose
Emmanuel Macron: Term Report for the Republic's Overeager Prefect
Our teacherly 'Weekly Expose' reviews Emmanuel Macron’s global report card: all nuclear umbrellas, class tributes, and half-finished sanctions homework. Once again, France’s eager prefect demonstrates why effort and enthusiasm don’t always add up to actual achievement.
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Two Stools
Set-Piece or Masterpiece: A Two Stools Debate on Liverpool's Strategy
JP sees Liverpool's set-piece success as a testament to clever coaching, while Eamonn argues it's all about player execution. Noel, as always, waits for the right moment to strike.
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More Fake News
Local Pigeon Claims Squatting Rights On Cathedral Roof, Seeks Legal Counsel
In an unprecedented avian legal move, a pigeon named Phil has reportedly established permanent residence on a prominent cathedral roof, citing common law squatting rights. The bird's court-appointed attorney argued that Phil's presence has gone unchallenged for over 30 days, granting it legal residency. Meanwhile, the cathedral maintenance team remains skeptical but acknowledges the need to 'respect avian autonomy'.
The Irish Examinator
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