A politician holds a 'Vote of Confidence' microphone, smiling broadly. Beside him, a nervous aide holds 'Poll Results' showing 80% 'Yes,' 10% 'No,' and 10% 'Reality TV.'

“In the latest poll asking if citizens would vote no confidence in the Government, 80% responded 'yes,' 10% said 'no,' and the remaining 10% asked if this was like voting for a new reality TV show because that's the only time their vote feels like it matters.”

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